"I’m not the girl your mother warns you about. I won’t kiss your best friend or break your heart. I won’t make you choose between what you love to do & me. I’m not cold. I’m not reckless. I will love you more than anything. I will kiss you when you cry. I will stand by your side until you decide otherwise."

spookymarius:

listening to covers is all well and good until u realise the singer changed the pronouns to pull a musical no homo

(Source: grabbed)

holysimba:

Hairdresser: do you like it?
Me: yes thank you

*goes home and cries*

d0nn0:

d0nn0:

i wrote a song about a tortilla

actually its more of a wrap

(Source: d0nn0)

"every time you
tell your daughter
you yell at her
out of love
you teach her to confuse
anger with kindness
which seems like a good idea
till she grows up to
trust men who hurt her
cause they look so much
like you."
to fathers with daughtersrupi kaur (via cosmicroots)

sassyabrahamlincoln:

do you ever get your period and just think about your recent behavior like wow that explains a lot

bagmilk:

eating really nasty food at someones house

image

(Source: heteroh)

iguanamouth:

not knowing how to spell a word but playing it off and mispelling it really bad so it looks intentional like “hey when are you meeting us at the restetrauretant”

tabiisprecious:

joshsux:

nicki in the background 

does anyone else see the guy way back there. that guy that suddenly appears and points at taylor

pizzapriince:

following back everyone until i find a tumblr gf

(Source: v0tum)

expels:

my talents include stress eating and falling in love with people that will never love me back

(Source: expels)

roughrimjob:

*dabs grease off pizza with a paper towel* I’m eating healthy

(Source: organmeat)

firelorcl:

the only valentine’s day cards i’ll accept

image

pizzapriince:

following back everyone until i find a tumblr gf♡

(Source: coltre)