xplosivediarrhea:

imagine how much power you’d have if you woke up with a clear face and perfect hair every day

thesorrovv:

ma’am im sorry but that baby was due today, i don’t care if its not done just turn in what you have

spenceromg:

bravedad:

i wonder how many people i’m in the “i’d be down if you asked” zone with

I WANT TO KNOW

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sorry:

when I die I want to be reincarnated as a kitten because at least then people will love me

(Source: niallharold)

"I wish I could be more. But not for you. Fuck you. I want to be more for myself."

curvellas:

talk to kids like they’re people and take full interest in what they’re saying because they’re forming their personalities and it’s really vital that they know that their opinions are important and what they have to say deserves validation and respect. so when your three year old niece tells you that dragons don’t like cupcakes because the color blue is a spoon you better nod your head and ask her to explain more about that. 

"You don’t have to be pretty. You don’t owe prettiness to anyone. Not to your boyfriend/spouse/partner, not to your co-workers, especially not to random men on the street. You don’t owe it to your mother, you don’t owe it to your children, you don’t owe it to civilization in general. Prettiness is not a rent you pay for occupying a space marked “female”."
— Erin McKean (via xstntiel)

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heart:

true friendship

shouldnt:

I AM SO EXCITED TO WEAR SWEATERS AGAIN

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